Bloody DQSS

Nasty Klinks and dodgy Borg
We played them till we were bored
Having fun while building a deck
Playing a game 'bout Star Trek

Then along came Voyager
What a dumb manoeuvre
Games lasted just one turn
Opponent's face: that - was - stern

Oh what fun we had
Till DQSS came and screwed it up
What I learnt to play
Just isn't the same today

Oh what fun we had
Though Cardies were really sad
There seems to be no ways
Of playing good fun decks these days

TD's have had enough today
The players have gone away
Gone to play Lord of the Rings
Smoking joints and drinking gin

DQSS made me go insane
No more ideas in my brain
Want to play a good fun game
But all my plans are - so - lame

Oh what fun we had
Till DQSS came and screwed it up
What I learnt to play
Just isn't the same today

Oh what fun we had
Way back when the games were mad
There seems to be no ways
Of playing good fun decks these days

Lots of Q's and lots of cheese
Pie's deck played at Malcor III
Playing decks until we won
Drinking beer till we were done

Bloody DQSS, dodgy card
Rather eat a load of lard
TD comes to break it up
But we hate DQSS with a grudge

Oh what fun we had
Till DQSS came and screwed it up
What I learnt to play
Just isn't the same today

Oh what fun we had
Way back when I was a lad
There seems to be no ways
Of playing good fun decks these days

Bloody DQSS
Bloody DQSS
Bloody DQSS
Bloody DQSS
Bloody DQSS
Bloody DQSS...