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HK Strikes Again

based on Bigmouth Strikes Again by The Smiths
revised lyrics by Anon2, 24-August-2004
(NB: Anon2's response to the HK & Bowdy song)


Sweetness, sweetness I was only bowling
When I said I'd like to smash every pin
In the alley

Oh... sweetness, sweetness, I was only bowling
When I said by rights that it should be
A turkey not a split

And now I know how Colm just felt
Now I know how Colm just felt, oh
As this frames goes he will not close
On his walk back to the ball return belt
Oh...

HK, la... HK, la...
HK strikes again
He’s got the right line takes his time
In the Bowling place

HK, la... HK, la...
HK strikes again
He’s got the right line takes his time
In the Bowling place

And now I know how Ringo just felt
Now I know how Ringo just felt, oh
As the gutter ball hits the wall
On his way back to the ball return belt
Eek!

HK, la... HK, la...
HK strikes again
He’s got the right line takes his time
In the Bowling place

HK, la... HK, la...
HK strikes again
He’s got the right line takes his time
In the Bowling place

And now I know how Shanny just felt
Now I know how Shanny just felt, oh
As his hook ball hits nothing at all
On his way back to the ball return belt
Oh!

HK, la... HK, la...
HK strikes again
He’s got the right line takes his time
In the Bowling place

HK, la... HK, la...
HK strikes again
He’s got the right line takes his time
In the Bowling place

- Anon2, 24-Aug-2004