The Ballad of Colm McFadden 
based on Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer (traditional)revised lyrics by Ian Taylor & Ringo Greenwich, June 2002
Colm the red nosed paddy
Has a very shiny head
And when he sits in sunshine
It can even go quite red
He doesn’t drink or smoke now
Or hire hookers out in threes
He is a model gamer
He only plays with CCG’s