Checking out all of the butcher's meat
Steak that is red, it's food that I will eat
And every single day
I know that salad's gay
And meat is just my everything
A juicy pork chop makes me feel so bold, 'cos it's
So full of flavour and it fills a hole
And I've eaten it so long
That I know salad's wrong
And meat is just my everything
Eating meat is just so fucking easy
Eating meat is just so fucking easy
So start buying, start buying now
Another steak and then I'll be happy
A big chow mein and then I'll be happy
So start buying, start buying now
Just down the street there's this shit veggie place
All that salad makes it such a poor disgrace
Tried to make me eat a bean
But I dodge all that is green
'Cos meat is just my everything
I've got this dream about buyin' some land
Set up an abbetoir, have bacon in my hand
And then I'll settle down
Sell sausages by the pound
And dream of eating everything
But you know I'll always keep boozing
You know I'm never gonna stop boozing
'Cos I love meat, but I still love beer
And when I wake up in the new morning
If I see salad, it's a sick warning
And I'm going, I'm going home
- 02-Nov-2004