Intrinsically perplexed by the letters he saw
Arranged in some way and never seen before
E, L, T, R, O and Y on the board
A double word potential is what could be scored
Laid in a manner that could clearly be seen
With a word that would potentially earn him 18
With a grin and a snigger he claims "This is a word"
Then someone denounces and says "Don't be absurd"
A skirmish then broke out and spellings were checked
The word "Yortle" was not English in any dialect
But our hero did not falter nor did he submit
"This word has got to be real, you're all talking shit!"
After very much booze and a cigarette break
He muses "This will be a word, and make no mistake"
And from that day forth we will utter it much
Tho' it sounds like something from Screaming Lord Sutch
"So what does it mean?" I now hear you mutter
You look at me strange like I am some kind of nutter
It is an omni type word that covers all things
From shatting to shagging and getting brown wings
Its uses are plenty and much more than that
I've even seen Stir Fry do one, (the Lewisham cat)
I've witnessed first hand the power it has
I use it quite often when having a wazz
It doesn't like salad or veggies and things
Thus decreed by its founder - The Legend called Rings
Use it with steak or with various meats
Or on your girlfriend's most wonderful teets
So off you go now and use it with all over this land
The power of the Yortle will eventually expand
In the hope that one day a law will be passed
A word in the dictionary is Yortle at last
- Anon2, 04-Oct-2004