Have you ever had the feeling
People are obsessed with your behind?
Have you ever had the feeling
That giving head's not yet crossed their mind?
Some hide around the corner
Some are in despair
They try to play it cool perhaps
But some they just don't care
But that won't do a bit of good
You've got to learn to unwind
Learn how we are designed
Try to think
That love is going down
It's time to get yourselves in gear
My young heart
Loves to hear the sound
Of getting great head that's sincere
Realise
That what I say's meant
I'm just saying what is right
Need I say
It's what we expect
Still we'll return the favour tonight
So go down all you people
Enjoy ev'rything you see
Have fun you happy people
You will enjoy it, you'll see
Oh my dear
We all want some fun
The fact's uncomfortably clear
Makes you feel
Like you're number one
Realise there's just nothing to fear
Enjoy it ev'ry day of the year
'Cause going down is a pleasure that's sheer
And if you do well, you will get beer
- Jazz Barclay, 01-Sep-2004