Why did I suck that American's genitals?
Narrowly avoided getting chlamydia
That freak is in the encyclopedia
That silly wanker was from America
And don't let me forget to mention
Should not have paid any attention
When he tossed off on Independence Day
Should have left before I got sorrow
But I'm stupid so I did follow
And got crap shag number two
Well now I hate all men from America
Brad Pitt isn't within this girl's agenda
Whilst going down there I was called Amanda
Now you know the reason for my paranoia
And don't let me forget to mention
Should not have paid any attention
When he tossed off on Independence Day
Should have left before I got sorrow
But I'm stupid so I did follow
And got crap shag number two
Why did I suck that American's genitals?
Narrowly avoided getting chlamydia
That freak is in the encyclopedia
That silly wanker was from America
And don't let me forget to mention
Should not have paid any attention
When he tossed off on Independence Day
Should have left before I got sorrow
But I'm stupid so I did follow
And got crap shag number two
- Jazz Barclay, 22-Nov-2004