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My New Porn Song

based on A Girl Like You by Edwyn Collins
01-August-2004


I've never seen a porn like that before
Not any blue movie was so hardcore
She started to go down; now she's got lockjaw
And I've never seen a porn like that before

It gave me such a thrill I went to fuck a whore
Till her minge was bleeding and my cock was raw
So as I go down to the liquor store
Knew I'd never seen a porn like that before

It made me acknowledge the pervert in me
When I put on Schoolgirl Sluts Volume 23
Hope that I go on a shagging spree
Know that I'm talking 'bout the way I feel

And I've never seen a porn like that before
Never, never, never, never
Never seen a porn like that before

These chicks were starting to touch
No sense of right or wrong
She got in eight fingers
And still had room for thumbs
And my cock got so long
Yes, it got so long
And I've never seen a porn like that before

- 01-Aug-2004